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Steve’s shorts: Decision…

Wednesday, March 11th, 2020

[Note from Steve: Again a bit of noir sci-fi comedy to alleviate some of your pain in these dark times…]

Decision

Copyright 2020, Steven M. Moore

Dilinyx of House Falki looked around the conference table. “Will anyone speak for them?”

“The case is clear,” said Ermev of House Malati. “These vermin could become an infestation that will overrun and ruin the galaxy.”

“The leader of their strongest tribe has taken over completely and is destroying over two hundred of their years of civic progress,” said Tensez of House Sefi, the only female in the triad that ran the starship. “No one will speak for them, Dilinyx. On the contrary, we’re all here to support extermination.”

Dilinyx was the oldest and emitted the equivalent of his people’s sigh. “Perhaps we should let him defend himself?”

“It’s a waste of time,” aid Ermev, “but if it makes you feel better about the decision, why not?”

“—and I want Germany to smear that senator so badly that not even his own mother would vote for him.” The creature with the orange face and dyed yellow hair looked around the room. “And who the hell are you jerks? You look like Muppets having bad hair days.”

“You are standing here before us to defend your actions,” said Dilinyx, his voice sounding a bit robotic via the AI’s translation to the creature’s language.

“I don’t have to defend my actions to anyone,” the creature said. “I’m God’s chosen one and completely above the law.”

That was all they needed. They sent him back. The destruction of the planet the local predominant species often called Earth began immediately.

***

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Soldiers of God. In this sci-fi thriller, FBI agent Caitlin Murphy is the handler for Father Juan Pablo Gomez, who’s working undercover in a fanatical religious group. Her main problem? She’s in love with the priest! They work together to thwart the group’s plans to attack famous sites in the Washington DC area. But is that group only part of a broader conspiracy with a bigger agenda? Available in .mobi (Kindle) ebook format on Amazon, and in all ebook formats on Smashwords and at all the latter’s affiliated retailers (iBooks, B&N, Kobo, etc.) and library and lending services (Scribd, Overdrive, Baker & Taylor, Gardners, etc.) An “evergreen book” as current today as when it was published, if not more so.

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Steve’s shorts: Who’s the Anti-Christ?

Wednesday, March 4th, 2020

[One positive thing I can say about Mr. Trump is that he provides many opportunities for sci-fi that’s either post-apocalyptic or dystopian, maybe with a touch of noir humor because he is, after all, a comical figure with his orange face and fluffed, dyed hair. He holds grudges, and in this story he seeks revenge for something that goes all the way back to the 2016 election.]

“You can’t do that, Mr. President,” said the Secretary of State. “Even ignoring the religious aspect, the Vatican is a sovereign state.”

The great leader, who was a “very stable genius” by his own royal estimation, pretended to be considering that advice. The Secretary of State knew POTUS was considering whether he should fire the chief diplomat. He had already assumed the Secretary of Justice’s role as top cop, after all.

“Nope. Remember, I can do anything. My evangelical voters will love it. Most of them think he’s the Anti-Christ anyway.”

The new National Security Director, the tenth in thirteen years, beamed. “I’ll talk to the CIA Director!”

***

“I’ll do no such thing,” said the Pontiff, trying to see his inquisitor in the harsh light of the interrogation room. “Is this his stupid idea of revenge?”

“Everything will remain the same. All you have to do is go on Worldwide CNN and declare him to be your Almighty God. That’s not too much to ask.” The inquisitor leaned in to the Pontiff, who smelled the whiskey and garlic.

“And if I don’t?”

“They’ll have to elect another Pope who will.”

***

Three days later, a few in the crowd in St. Peter’s Square watched with heavy hearts as the white smoke billowed from the conclave’s chimney.

“Long live Pope Donald,” the others in the crowd roared.

That evening, on government-controlled Italian TV, members of Italy’s fascist dictatorship celebrated.

***

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The Golden Years of Virginia Morgan. What will the US government do in the future with its agents and other employees who know too many secrets? Find out in this tale about a frightening government conspiracy. While fiction, you might ask yourself, “Could this really happen?” I wrote it, so you already know my answer! Available in .mobi (Kindle) ebook format at Amazon, and in all ebook formats at Smashwords and its affiliated retailers (iBooks, B&N, Kobo, etc.) and library and lending services (Scribd, Overdrive, Baker & Taylor, Gardners, etc.).

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Steve’s shorts: The Meeting…

Wednesday, February 26th, 2020

The Meeting

Copyright 2020, Steven M. Moore

The Russian got out of his Mercedes-Benz, which he called “his Nazi car,” and was immediately surrounded by his security detail. They all entered the glittering palace where they met the prince’s aide. At that point, the Russian and the aide continued down a long corridor until they halted at an entrance with two guards in front of a double door.

“Announce us,” said the aide.

One guard opened one of the doors. Stepping inside, he said in Arabic, “Your majesty, the Russian has arrived.”

“Show him in.”

The Russian and the aide entered.

The prince stood. “Welcome, my dear Vladimir. Please, let us sit together and discuss this stupid American president.” He gestured to a chair across from where he’d been sitting.

The man called Vladimir, a name as common in Russia as the thuggish man appeared to be, liked the Saudi prince’s directness. He approached the raised area containing the two chairs and table that was topped with fresh fruit, assorted small pastries, and coffee and water carafes. When they were both seated comfortably, the Russian smiled and became direct too.

“We have something in common, my prince. We both kill journalists. I’m sure the American would love to do so on many occasions.”

The prince waved a deprecating hand, dismissing the comment. “That is past history. We’ve shown once again the Americans’ incompetence for finding the Saudis responsible for the World Trade Center events and bringing them to justice. Their Department of Justice has just declared once again that any evidence they collected is considered state secrets. Once again that fool president and his cronies have failed American citizens pushing for that lawsuit.” He winked at the man he knew to be as ruthless as himself. “Now that we have flattered that American fool enough to make him compliant, I need to talk with you about how to exploit the situation to our benefit even more.”

“There’s no hurry. He’s going to get rid of the stupid rule put in place after FDR and run again for a third time. His House and Senate just do his bidding now. He’ll be a ruler for life just like us.”

“That wasn’t just braggadocio? He has that bad habit, you know.”

The Russian smiled. “I’m encouraging him to do it. The US will be just like China and Russia. And your country, of course. We’ll rule the world.”

***

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“Mary Jo Melendez Mysteries.” Ex-USN Master-at-Arms Mary Jo has had a harried life. In Muddlin’ Through, she takes a security job at a NJ firm and is framed for her sister and brother-in-law’s murder by a secret US agency when Russian agents steal the MECHs (“Mechanically Enhanced Cybernetic Humans”). In Silicon Slummin’…and Just Gettin’ By, she not only has US and Russian agents again to contend with in her new CA security job, but also a stalker. And in Goin’ the Extra Mile, China steps in to pursue the MECHs, kidnapping Mary Jo’s husband and children to find out where they are. These three novels of heart-pounding action typify what I mean by “evergreen books”—novels that are as fresh and current as the day they were published, if not more so. Available in .mobi (Kindle) format on Amazon, and in all ebook formats on Smashwords and its affiliated retailers (iBooks, B&N, Kobo, etc.) and library and lending services (Scribd, Overdrive, Baker & Taylor, Gardners, etc.). Come and meet the MECHs!

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Steve’s shorts: Autocrat…

Wednesday, February 12th, 2020

[Note from Steve: A bit of dark comedy to brighten your day…]

Autocrat

Copyright 2020, Steven M. Moore

NYPD Police Commissioner Declan Kerry frowned as he answered the rant of his counterpart in DC with one of his own.

“You’re complaining about his little July 4th parade? ICE has us doing their dirty work for them ever since he made Congress pass that law ending sanctuary cities. And he’s here this very afternoon! We have to have our counterterrorism unit deployed around his damn tower at all times, but, when he’s here, the costs skyrocket. That narcissist is killing our budget.”

“Hey, I can’t stop him from giving a speech at the UN. He wants to blast the French president again with another speech. Okay by me, as long as he gets the hell out of my town. I just wanted to tell you not to pay too much attention to helping the FBI in bringing in your rogue senator. The president wants to try him for treason like all the others who dared to cross him. It’s the firing squad if your senator is caught.”

“Don’t worry, my dear. We treat the FBI just like DHS and ICE: slo-mo on any help, if any. We pretend to go along, but we drag our feet. Thanks for the FYI, though. I’ll put out the word to look the other way if anyone spots the senator. Maybe he can get all the way to Canada.”

“Good talking to you, Declan.”

“Resist, my old friend.”

Kerry leaned back in his desk chair and sighed. How he despised this president, now in his fourth term as absolute dictator. Kerry had known that the vote in the Senate would only embolden the SOB. He’d even tweeted about how he’d just keep getting four more years. Bolton, Kelly, and Romney, his old friends, had already faced the firing squad. His city was now a sanctuary city for himself. How long can I last?

His how-much-I-despise-thee counts were interrupted by his aide, who entered breathlessly without knocking. Bad omen.

“What is it, Bobby?”

“He’s gone and done it now!” the aide said.

“What’s he done?”

“He got out of his limo and shot someone on Fifth Avenue. We must arrest him.”

“Can’t. He’s not above the law. He is the law!

After the aide left, Kerry took the rough draft of his resignation letter out of a drawer. He had another paragraph to add. Maybe it will be my epitaph?

***

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Mind Games. In this third book in the “ABC YA Sci-Fi Mysteries” series, A.B. Carolan’s main character finds her adopted father murdered. She’d agreed to hide her ESP powers, but she breaks that promise to find his killer. The pursuit involves three planets and requires many friends who comes to her aid. In uncovering the extent and perpetrators of the conspiracy is a sci-fi thrill ride you won’t want to miss, whether you’re a young adult or an older sci-fi addict who’s young-at-heart. Available in print and ebook formats from Amazon, and in ebook format from Smashwords and all its affiliated retailers (iBooks, B&N, Kobo, etc.) and lenders and library services (Scribd, Overdrive, Baker & Taylor, Gardners, etc.).

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Steve’s shorts: O Canada…

Wednesday, January 29th, 2020

[Note from Steve: A meaningful and romantic short story for our time…]

O Canada

Copyright 2020, Steven M. Moore

Frank Schultz finished reading the papers. He took a sip of his Earl Grey while he waited for his wife Evelyn to finish.

“Everything seems to be in order,” she said. “Are you ready to sign, Frank?”

He nodded. They smiled at their financial consultant.

“The proceeds from the house sale will be converted to an annuity. Together with your pensions and Social Security checks, you should have no problems.” After they signed, he said, “When are you leaving?”

“We already signed the lease for the Toronto apartment,” Frank said. “And we have our airline tickets. We don’t want to stay another day in this country.”

“I understand,” said the consultant.

***

Son Tim and his family made an appearance at the hotel that evening.

“No second thoughts?” he said, offering drinks to his mother and father.

“I gave it my best, son,” Frank said. “As a soldier in Iraq—never saw any WMDs. As a mayor and congressman fighting against pollution and fossil fuels—like ramming my head against a wall. And now Americans have gone completely insane and re-elected this guy. It’s not the same country. My grandparents came here after fleeing the Nazis. They knew it was time to get out of fascist Germany. I know it’s time to get out of here before the U.S. becomes completely fascist.”

“Nice speech, Dad, but we’re not Nazis.”

“No, but what’s happening now looks like 1930s’ Germany. Good people like you can’t stop it, and this man’s party and supporters might as well wear brown shirts. I’ll say it again: You should come with us. Get out while the getting’s good.”

“I have a good job here.”

“As a slave to a huge and indifferent corporation. And that’s what the workers at Bayer and Mercedes-Benz and other German companies said when Hitler came to power.”

“You’re sounding as extreme as the red-hat people.”

“Nope, I’m the voice of reason crying alone in a toxic wilderness created by fascists. But I know when I’m licked.”

Tim thought a moment. “Well, it’s not that long a drive. We’ll visit.”

“Maybe. He could build a wall there too. But thanks. It would be nice to see the grandchildren once and a while.”

***

Frank put the two heavier suitcases down in the hall and indicated the door.

“Welcome home, Evy. Sorry I can’t carry you across the threshold.”

His wife laughed. “Don’t be silly.” She went right in and put the carry-ons down. “I want to move some of this furniture around before the movers arrive. That will be enough exercise for our backs.”

Frank plopped into a chair instead—his new recliner. “I’ll be a lot happier here.”

She went in back of him and wrapped her arms around his neck.

“Me too. I always liked Canada. Now we get to live here.”

“Correction: Now we have to live here to maintain our sanity.” He looked up and to his side and smiled as he patted one hand. “Love you, kid.”

“Love you too.”

***

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Steve’s shorts: The Music Woman, Part Two…

Wednesday, January 22nd, 2020

[Although The Music Man musical features a male character who’s basically a shyster, have you ever wondered why Broadway never had a music woman? Maybe Funny Girl, Mame, and Hello Dolly come close—the latter two from Jerry Herman, who just passed on—but Detective Castilblanco knows a music woman…]

The Music Woman

Copyright 2020, Steven M. Moore

Frank Dobson was interested in the disappearance and possible death of Nick Bellini and just about everything else we’d talked over with Sulli.

“He’s a bit scatter-brained, I’d say,” Dobson said. “Is that just due to the kidnapping, or is he always that way?”

“Not exactly the clearest thinker on the planet,” I said. “His one redeeming quality is that he loves Big Fogg. In his own way, of course. Wouldn’t know how to exist without her, I imagine. She maintains their financial stability and keeps him from sinking into the morass of his stupid conspiracy theories. But I can understand why snitches are paranoid.”

“We’ve got nothing on tracing the owners of those SUVs. They could be mob vehicles. They like big, fast cars too, just like we do. Good reasons for that.” Dobson thought a moment. “I’d like to make sure Bellini is dead, though.”

“The father or the son?”

“The father. The Surgeon’s rep is current knowledge. We know he’s alive; DEA was just checking him out. He has a large FBI case file, but we don’t have enough on him to bring him in—never have. By we, I mean the anti-mob fellows, of course. I’m just on a kidnapping case, which we know is really a kidnapping now. Where do we go from here?”

“Find out where Giancarlo is and question him, I guess. Let’s start with that DEA intel.”

“Intel? You ex-military. I am too. Marines.”

“Navy. Long ago.”

***

Big looked at the dinner the huge oaf placed before her. “I’m vegan, you fool.”

The big man shrugged. “So don’t eat. Not my problem. It’s slop anyway. All our five-star chefs are busy elsewhere.”

He laughed at his own joke. Big didn’t smile.

“I’ll eat the bread. Get me some green tea.”

“Green pee, did you say?” The man laughed again. “I’ll ask Giancarlo if he needs to wee-wee, ma’am.”

The thug turned and left the room.

“She ain’t going to eat it,” the thug told Giancarlo. “Just the bread. Asked for some green tea.”

Giancarlo laughed. “Tough old bird, isn’t she? She can play a mean fiddle, though. Ever heard her play?”

“Couple of times. I think the bass is the most important part of an ensemble. Keeps everything together.”

Giancarlo nodded, thinking that his father’s men—his men now—often surprised him. They might be thuggish assassins, but some had some culture. He remembered his mother’s frantic call….

“That night after you came to see me play, you gave me this number in case I ever needed help. I think some toughies are after me because I refused to deal drugs for them. I’m off to a gig and called an Uber. I’m too scared to take the subway. I might need that help you offered.”

Thus began a hellish night and early morning where he’d saved his mother from the clutches of the gang right in front of the nightspot where she was going to play. She’d let the group down, but she felt worse about what had happened to the Uber driver. Nice guy. Fate wasn’t there for him.

He stared at the door to her room. He hardly knew his mother. She knew why she was in there; he’d told her. But he knew she was getting stir crazy. Rightly so. Like many New Yorkers, she needed to be prowling the city, which she did mostly at night because of her gigs. Unbeknownst to her, he’d gone to a few before he had enough courage to introduce himself. A mobster afraid of meeting his mother? He smiled at the thought.

He had to admit he felt little affection for her. His father had tried to teach him to hate her, but he didn’t see any reason to do that. Theirs was just another relationship that hadn’t worked out. He’d had a few himself. She seemed to have a good one with that slob Sulli, though. Sometimes strange relationships are solid ones.

He figured his father was as much to blame as she was. They’d both been too young. He remembered the court hearings, the angry words, the bad emotions. She had been better off without his father. But was I better off without my mother? Life often puts you in situations where you have few choices for your future.

“Get her some green tea,” he ordered.

***

I knew Chen hated to do it, so I gave her company. They knew her at Grasso’s mansion. Giulio, the old man, had possessed a few redeeming qualities, but the son Tony was uncouth and probably a lot more evil. We’d never nailed him for anything, and Dobson had said the Feds were unsuccessful too. After taking many losses and with competition from gangs, the mobs were hunkering down and staying under the authorities’ radars.

Some knuckle-dragging muscleman showed us into the library we knew so well. Never knew if the father had read any of those leather-bound first editions or only saw them as an investment, but I was sure the son hadn’t read any. I tried to remember where the CCTV camera was. Didn’t matter. We were there for information. Who cared if they filmed it.

“My dear Detective Chen,” Tony Grasso said, offering a hand to Chen. She ignored it. He turned to me.

“And Detective Castilblanco. It’s always a pleasure.”

He pulled a leather chair away from the front of his desk, spun it around, and plopped down to face us. We were on a two-person leather sofa facing the desk. Nice and cozy.

“What can I do for you representatives of New York’s finest today?”

“Giancarlo Bellini. We need to speak to him. Do you know where he is?”

“Giancarlo is a busy fellow. He doesn’t have too much time for social chitchat. What do you think he’s done?”

Not “What has he done?” but “What do you think he’s done?” Grasso protected his mob lieutenants as long as they served him well. The form of the question already implied innocence. Any detective could see right through that. He could be a DC spin doctor, though.

“Do you have the video ready?” I said to Chen.

She set up her phone and handed it to Grasso. “Hit the little arrow.”

“I’m familiar with technology, my dear.” He watched the video. He smiled at us when he finished. “Crime is down in the Big Apple, you know, so it pains me to see such a violent encounter. But what do you two think I’m watching here?”

“There are two possibilities,” I said. “One: Elizabeth Ellen Fogg AKA Big Fogg AKA Big is being kidnapped by gang members. Or Two: Your people are kidnapping her to protect her. I’m inclined to vote for the second interpretation because the Uber driver had also been asked to sell drugs for the gang, and he’s dead.”

Grasso nodded and thought a moment. “I suppose you realize that people in my business have no use for these street gangs who, shall we say, represent non-traditional johnnies-come-lately without a shred of human decency? They’re a danger to the status quo.”

I shrugged. “I don’t need a sociological analysis of modern crime trends, especially from you, Tony. Just answer the question: Did Giancarlo kidnap his mother?”

“His mother?” Grasso looked surprised. “Big is his mother? He likes opera just like his father did, not jazz. All this surprises me.” He examined his fingernails that were professionally manicured to perfection as far as I could tell. “If all you say is true, he’d kidnap her to protect her if a violent street gang was threatening her. That’s my take.”

I’d pass that “just like his father did” on to Frank Dobson. Papa Bellini was dead indeed.

“Agreed,” said Chen. “But the gang could find them. We’d rather have Big under our own protection. I’m sure Sulli would also prefer that.”

“Ah, yes, Reggie Sullivan. He’s useful when he has information for us, dangerous when it’s for the NYPD or the Feds. That lecherous leprechaun leads a charmed life.” Grasso thought a moment. “As I said, Giancarlo is a busy fellow, so I’m not sure what he’s up to or where he is.” He took a business card from his suit pocket and wrote on the back. “Here are two addresses. He’s made a bit of a home away from home for himself in an old warehouse in East New York, one of the properties Amazon was going to buy. I would first check his flat on the East Side and then there.”

Grasso handed Chen the card after he used the chair arms to push his considerable bulk up. I’d known him since he was a skinny teen who could still get into a Ferrari. Too many cannolis, I guessed.

“Good luck, detectives. You might need it. These gangs are violent. Of course, I wouldn’t mind if you manage to eliminate a few gang members when you go after them. Every little bit helps. All for the greater good.”

We watched him leave the library.

“The old man would have at least offered us a drink,” said Chen.

“As much as he touts the good ole times, he’s much more of an uncouth thug than his father. And much more arrogant. His organization isn’t that much different from a street gang now.”

***

Two scantily clad women lolling around in Giancarlo’s flat informed us that he was at the warehouse. I called Frank Dobson.

The FBI insisted on using their SWAT. Thought they might not trust NYPD’s. I didn’t know how many the New York office had, but figured the Feds could afford it, and it was mostly their kidnapping case.  I guessed Dobson would justify the expense that way.

They had the presence of mind to park the van labeled “F.B.I. S.W.A.T.” a few blocks away from the warehouse. I also liked that they would be the first ones to enter the old building. Chen and I had our vests on, but they were the pros, after all. Probably had better vests too.

“Looks quiet,” Dobson whispered to me.

We were standing behind an SUV very similar to the one in the video. Ford instead of Chevy. Still a black, gas-guzzling behemoth. NYPD now had many hybrids, from little squad cars to bigger vehicles. FBI just had SUVs. Probably didn’t need all that space like ICE that had to haul whole immigrant families away for deportation. Thanks to Buddha, NYC was a sanctuary city.

“We need to scout out the firepower inside,” I said.

“Maybe there’s not much if we have this right. If Giancarlo’s just trying to protect his mother from that gang, he might only have a few trusted men with him.”

“They’re the mob, Frank,” said Chen. “They could get trigger happy even if their intentions are good.”

He nodded and gestured toward one SWAT member. “Henry, go take a peek and see what we’re dealing with.”

Henry went to do Dobson’s bidding, peered through several dirty warehouse windows, and then returned.

“Four perps, one younger. Maybe the Surgeon?”

I nodded. “No woman?”

“None in sight. Just the four men.”

“Then we have overkill,” said Dobson. “We can split up, covering front and rear.”
“Shoot only when threatened,” said Chen. “Not telling where Big is.”

But no shots were fired. When the three of us entered the warehouse from the front, the SWAT fellows had the four men covered. Their guns sat on the table.

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Steve’s shorts” The Music Woman, Part One…

Wednesday, January 15th, 2020

[Although The Music Man musical features a male character who’s basically a shyster, have you ever wondered why Broadway never had a music woman? Maybe Funny Girl, Mame, and Hello Dolly come close—the latter from Jerry Herman, who just passed on—but Detective Castilblanco knows a music woman…]

The Music Woman

Copyright 2020, Steven M. Moore

I’d just put Ceci and Pedrito to bed after reading to them a bit from Tom Sawyer when Sulli called.

“Help me, Rollie! I need help! They kidnapped Lizzy.”

I thought a moment, but then remembered. Reginald “Reggie” Sullivan calls his significant other Lizzy, although everyone else calls her Big Fogg or simply Big. Her birth name is Elizabeth Ellen Fogg. Nickname’s a joke perpetrated by her fans. She’s just under five-feet tall and has the body of a twelve-year-old. She has streaks of gray in her hair, though, and can slap a bass fiddle around with the best of them.

Although many would call him a snitch, I usually tried to be nice to Sulli and call him an informant. I’d known both Big and him for a while. Even had them over to the house once for dinner, and I’ve sat in on a few of her gigs…pleasure, not for work.

I felt closer to Big and not just for her musical gift. She was friendlier than Sulli and kept their little family afloat. What Sulli took in from informing didn’t amount to much, and he’d usually spend it on food and drink. Big was the stable breadwinner in that relationship. Personally, I’d have tossed the guy out—don’t look for logic in relationships. Just consider my wife Pam and me.

I looked at my watch. Time for bed, Mr. C. I could imagine Sulli holding his smart phone. His pajamas were always a la mode—striped boxers and a sleeveless muscle shirt maybe leftover from his childhood, it was so short.  His enormous beer belly would be hanging over the waistband, a three-day shadow on his face, and indecipherable stains on both sleeping garments I never wanted to think about.

“Isn’t she off to a gig?”

“That’s just it! The manager of the night club called and said she never arrived. The rest of the group have no idea where she is.”

I wondered if someone was using Big to get to Sulli. I’d always been afraid someone would take him out. Wouldn’t recommend him to a life insurance company, that’s for sure. The bad guys don’t like snitches. Hell, we cops can hardly tolerate them. He didn’t pal around with the bad guys, but he kept his eyes and ears open, so someone was bound to figure things out.

I was able to calm him down enough to elaborate on what he knew. Where’s the gig? What group was she playing with? Who’s the manager of the club? And so forth. He had some answers. I’d have to get the others on my own.

Big had left their apartment with her instrument. Sulli said he blew her a kiss from their second-story window when she got into the Uber. Uniforms had found that vehicle in the Bronx, the driver dead and turned into a cyclops. The murder weapon, wiped clean, was tossed onto the passenger seat. Big’s bass was still in the back seat. Yep, looked like a violent kidnapping and a pro job, but why?

The dead driver made it a homicide, but it was out of my precinct’s jurisdiction. I contacted the detective in charge of the case.

“In twenty-four, we’ll turn it over to the FBI for the kidnapping. We’ll then be focusing on the murder case.”

“It’s obvious they’re connected. Can’t you keep the feebies out of it?” I’d had some run-arounds with FBI agents in the past. Thought they mostly got in the way. And it was hard to argue that they should be involved. No state lines had been crossed as far as I knew, although that never stopped them before. And they did have more experience with kidnapping cases, if that’s what this was. Moreover, they were cops just like us, but their precinct was a bit larger and covered 300+ million people. Never wanted to be an agent.

“I know Sulli. Can’t trust him. And he often tends to get excited, not to mention being a conspiracy theorist. Perfect for the FBI, Rollie.”

“I know Sulli too. Didn’t think this sounded like his usual paranoia, though. Even with all his faults, he loves Big.” I thought a moment. “Who’s the FBI agent you’re going to finger?”

“Who knows? Someone in the New York office.”

He hung up. And people think authorities work together! Knew this detective too. He was a dickhead who barely tolerated any minorities. As a Puerto Rican, I was as much an American as he was—I’d even been born in Manhattan. He needed to go police somewhere without any diversity.

***

By the time I knew who the agent would be the next day, I’d confirmed most of Sulli’s version of the facts, talked to the nightclub owners and the manager, and interviewed the members of the jazz group. It was more convenient to meet the agent in a deli where I could get an early lunch.

I’m a big guy, but Frank Dobson was huge—NFL-nose-tackle big. Crushed my hand in a handshake affably, flashing a smile that showed perfect white teeth and a great personality. Knee-jerk reaction: I liked this guy.

“Heard a lot about you from other agents, Detective Castilblanco.”

“Call me Rollie. Good things or bad?”

“Generally good from the troops in the trenches, and I don’t much care what the boss-men think. They’re the reason we take flak, after all. You didn’t hear that last from me.”

I smiled. “Hear what?” Plopped into my chair. “Want to order something?” He shook his head for food but wanted coffee. “Well, down to business. I’ll tell you what I got so far. You tell me what you got.”

“My part’s easy. Zilch. Nil. Nada. We just started. And I can’t figure out what the motive might be.”

“Maybe to get to Sulli.” I had to explain the role he played in my life since I’d inherited him from another FBI agent, one who became Chen’s boyfriend but committed suicide, never recovering from his kid’s murder. “Otherwise, I’m in the same boat. Some facts, but no real leads.”

He thought a moment after I finished my spiel. Good thing, too. My pastrami on rye had arrived along with his coffee. I checked for my spicy mustard. Barely adequate. Might not need my Tums. “Your theory is as good as any. Did he piss someone off recently?”

“You mean, besides Big or me? Who knows? Probably not any more than normal, if his lifestyle can be called normal. Sulli’s a weasel, like I said. A big slob who tries to keep both sides happy and profit from them both as well. He has some moral underpinning, but that won’t get in his way if he can sell info to lowlifes about other lowlifes, or even bad cops.”

“How much have you used him?”

“Off and on. So have other cops. To continue the metaphor of questionable animals in the zoo, he’s also a sly fox. Info is money to him, but he won’t give you the time of day if he thinks his nuts are in danger.”

“Could he have pissed off one of those lowlifes without realizing it?”

“Being an informant doesn’t come with good health insurance, or life insurance, for that matter.”

“And his woman knew he was a snitch?”

“Never asked her. I don’t like to get mixed up in other people’s relationships.”

“So…how do you want to proceed?”

He eyed me over his mug’s brim as I took another huge bite. Chewed slowly and thought. What a difference! Sometimes the feds came into a case like a stampede of water buffaloes. Repeat: I liked this guy!

“Don’t expect anything from that other detective,” I said. “He’s letting you do the hard work about the kidnapping. The kidnappers are his killers, so easy-peasy, his case will be solved when we find them. How much do you know about the Big Apple?”

“New in the office this year. I’m fresh out of Quantico. Before that, I was a cop in the Big Easy.”

“Then I’ll be your eyes and ears on the street. Sulli’s too emotionally involved to help out there. Let’s both do our thing, although I’ll have to work the case on the sly. We’ll trade phone numbers and keep in contact. Work for you?”

“Sounds like a plan.” He pointed to the crumbs on my plate. “Are you doing lunch after that?”

“Probably not. I asked if you wanted something.”

“I’m on a diet. Watch the waistline, detective. Your days as a lean and mean SEAL are long gone.”

I watched him walk out of the deli. The SOB had researched me! Guessed he liked what he saw, except for my waistline.

***

I had to fit Big’s kidnapping into my regular caseload. Frank Dobson and his FBI minions discovered one clue. Two black SUVs could be seen on a CCTV video made across the street from the club by a CCTV security camera. They blocked the Uber car’s front and rear. Two thugs sporting ski masks jumped out and attacked. Big was thrown into the SUV in the rear, and both sped away.

“Good work. I haven’t had any help from the uniforms, so I couldn’t check for videos.”

“Probably why they had ski masks on. The plates were stolen, by the way.”

I nodded. A pro job. What was Big into? Or, why did someone have so much against her that they would organize such an op?

“Either mob or a government agency,” I said to Frank. “What do you think?”

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Steve’s shorts: Dr. Carlos and the Cruise Ship Doctor…

Thursday, December 5th, 2019

Dr. Carlos and the Cruise Ship Doctor

Copyright 2019, Steven M. Moore

Carlos Obregon hadn’t been on a passenger liner for years. He was bit bored with the whole trip—no shipboard duties, no obnoxious crewmembers to bother him, and no captain he could badger. The food was okay, and at least some passengers offered interesting conversation.

The Chief Medical Officer of the survey starship Brendan was going to a conference. He did that every decade or so, either on the Brendan’s layovers, or by taking some of the extensive leave he rarely used. He didn’t do it to present research results, though; he just posted those whenever Brendan made port somewhere in the ITUIP, the near-Earth trade union that financed the starship’s survey voyages.

The cruise ship’s doctor was a bit annoying at first. Nice enough guy but lacking experience. Obregon ran into Brodsky the first day out, even before they left the solar system.

“Arlamati anatomy,” the young man said, peering over Obregon’s shoulder at the tablet’s screen. “Complex reading for a tourist.”

Obregon turned and looked up at him. “Complex enough that I don’t need the interruption. Say, maybe you can tell me how to keep their second heart from shutting down when working on the first. They’re synched.”

Brodsky hesitated. “I’ve never attended to an Arlamati patient. They’re rather reclusive. Never seen one  on a cruise ship before either. I guess I’d electrically trick the second heart so that it seemed the first heart was still beating.”

“Hmm. Could be.” Obregon closed his tablet and stood. “See you around.”

***

When Brodsky returned to his quarters later on, the first thing he did was to call up Obregon’s bio. The man’s a legend! Why isn’t he a professor at one of ITUIP’s major medical schools?

He now recalled reading some seminal reports by Carlos Obregon when he was a medical student. The physician was an expert at treating ailments of Humans exposed to ET pathogens and an expert on treating ETs’ medical ailments.

He next looked up Arlamati anatomy, soon finding what he was looking for. He smiled. The old man tricked me! The Arlamati male had three hearts, not two, that beat out a waltz as they pumped blood around the body. The smaller males didn’t need all that plumbing, but evolution had created the three-heart system for the massive females, each one the sole figurehead of an Arlamati colony.

Brodsky smiled. He’d have to get to know the famous man a bit better.

***

“Don’t devalue experience,” Obregon told Brodsky, eyeing the young doctor over the brim of his tea cup.

“Yes, I understand that. I know I won’t get much experience in this cushy job, but it’s a start at least.”

“Use it to find your space legs, but keep studying. Learning is a life-long pursuit, and our lives are super-long now.” Obregon chuckled. “I’m sounding like an old man, right?”

“The voice of experience,” said Brodsky. “I have to get back. We have two possible cases of food poisoning.”

“Where did that come from? And maybe it’s something else?”

“Food poisoning is the tentative diagnosis. A pair of Tali. I grew up among Tali. They’ll eat anything.”

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Steve’s shorts: Deathday…

Thursday, November 21st, 2019

Deathday

Copyright 2019, Steven M. Moore

Ralph Middleton, born January 7, 1997. Died January 7, 2067. He tossed the rest of the prefab death certificate on the table, sipped his synthetic coffee, and frowned. He’d simply filled in his name where appropriate in the state-recommended obituary. There was no one left to care who he was or what he had done during his lifetime anyway. The only person who could possibly care now is me, and I don’t give a shit.

He’d seen a lot in seventy years. He’d been called a millennial and as a kid protested the country’s turn to fascism that had started in 2016. During the following years, it had been like butting his head against a brick wall considering that the whole world was traveling down that doomsday road. Some historians had called it Chinese-style capitalism to make it sound better. Labels weren’t important; the erosions of people’s rights everywhere were. Some people cared about the latter back then. Now no one cares!

He looked forward to death. They were doing him a favor. Oh, he had protested against the rubber-stamp Congress’s passing of the 2035 Geriatrics Act, but now he was happy his time had come. He was fed up with human beings’ love affair with autocracy.

The Geriatrics Act was just a more pleasant name for the mass murder of elderly people who had reached age seventy. Not that he wanted to live any longer in this world gone mad.

His health had deteriorated in lock step with the environment. Jodie had died in Hurricane Harold in 2061, one of the many extreme weather events resulting from climate change. He was now a widower in terrible health unable to stand in the long lines of people waiting for inadequate medical care, unless you were a member of the ruling fascist elites. The euthanasia center would be a welcome relief.

He had spent his deathday breakfast allowance on fresh fruit and a scone. He hadn’t had that much breakfast in years, simply because he couldn’t afford such luxuries. The death of Earth’s environment meant that most of the planet’s billions lived at starvation levels—he had become used to seeing scrawny kids’ ribs and their blank, hungry eyes. Crops from the remaining arable lands were only affordable for the elites. He knew the country’s leaders always ate well, though.

When he finished, he put the dirty dishes in the sink. His water allowance wouldn’t allow him to wash them before he reported to the center. That didn’t worry him. Not today. Jodie had always been tidy and made the best use of their allowance. Jodie!

He found his mask and left his small apartment. Out on the street he looked back at the front of the drab building where the government had assigned them living quarters years ago. It looked like one of those tenement buildings he’d once seen in history books depicting life in East Germany. Just more fascists. You’d think people would have learned.

He then tossed the mask and took a deep breath of the foul, polluted air. The center was only three blocks away, conveniently close to the elderly housing units. Soon the killer drugs would be pumping into him. What did a bit of killer air matter?

***

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Steve’s shorts: The Seaside Caper…

Wednesday, October 9th, 2019

The Seaside Caper

Copyright 2019, Steven M. Moore

Summer evenings, after dinner at one of the beachside cafes, Lillian would go down to the nearest pavilion and read a spy novel, or some other mystery or thriller novel, until it became too dark to read, the hour averaging around 8 p.m. in daylight savings time. Fall and spring she would do the same thing while eating her lunch, a PB&J sandwich with a fiber bar for dessert.

Those were pleasant times of relaxation, especially for a librarian. The pavilion was far enough from water’s edge that even the happy screams of summer beachgoers combined with the sound of crashing waves formed a white noise background that let her know she was alive without distracting her from her reading. With the covered pavilion, she was protected from sun and rain.

That summer day she was at a point in her book where the spy peered around the corner of the old warehouse to see the Stasi agent getting out of his car. A shot was fired.

She jerked because that wasn’t in the book! On the beach, a man who had been sitting in a low chair sunning himself slumped forward, a bright red flower mixing with the sun tan lotion on his hairy back.

That shot came from the road just in back of the pavilion, she thought. She turned and saw a black sedan speeding away, but she managed to snap several photos of it with her smart phone. As the screams from the sun worshippers who had been close to the victim rose above the level of the white noise after seeing their fellow’s demise, she called 9-1-1.

She then marked her place, closed her book, and waited to see how it would all play out.

***

Leo Gamberini had set up his table to interview witnesses in the concession area at the beach, also located in the rear of the pavilion, but to one side. His Panama hat and Hawaiian shirt fit right in at the beach scene. Being a detective in a resort town wasn’t a bad gig, but now he had his first murder case.

He’d taken early retirement to flee all the stress of the NYPD. At first, he even missed the action in the Big Apple, but no longer. Now this happens!

There was no local homicide department, just a police department with a fat, old police chief, one detective, Leo, and four officers in uniforms. The most serious case he ever had until then was a domestic dispute where the wife shot her husband in the butt—he was a nasty drunk and probably deserved it.

“Who’s next?” Leo said to Max Jepson, who was organizing witnesses with Maria Rodriguez.

Max looked at his list. “Lillian Zannis.”

“Our librarian?”

“The same.”

Leo sighed. “My wife is always complaining about how strict she is in enforcing fines.”

“Your wife forgets to take her books back, Leo.”

Leo frowned and nodded. “Let’s get to it then.”

“Hello, Detective Gamberini,” Lillian said as she sat down across the table from him. “You’re looking unhappy. Murder isn’t a pleasant thing. You, of all people, should know that. How’s Alice?”

“She went to Red Bank to do some shopping. School clothes for the grandkids, you know.”

“Yes, almost time for it. My summer reading groups will be gone, swallowed up by an educational system that now teaches kids to hate books.” She placed her smart phone on the table. “I want it back, of course. Have someone copy the pictures.”

“What pictures?”

“The ones of the assassin’s getaway car.”

“Are you kidding me?”

“Detective, I’d never kid about something like that. The poor victim was sitting right in front of me on the beach. I saw him slump over, turned, took the pictures, and then called 9-1-1.”

Max, who was sitting off to the side with the remaining witnesses, winked, nodded, and smiled at Leo.

“You knew about Lillian’s pics?” said Leo.

“Nope. She told me to alphabetize the witnesses to put some order in the proceedings. I guess she likes to wait.”

“Not so,” Lillian said with a smile. “I wanted to study the others to see if they looked guilty. But it was a bit chaotic, so alphabetizing them by name at least added some order to the process.”

“Well, thank you, Lillian,” Leo said. “Maybe you solved a murder.”

“You know very well, detective, that a murder isn’t solved until the perp is in handcuffs. By the way, the victim isn’t from around here. I saw him get out of his car. It has New York plates. So does the assassin’s.”

“The victim is from Long Island,” Leo said. “We’ll find out where the murderer is from if you have a clear image of his license plate.”

“I would be looking for a motive too. Who knows? Maybe the victim was a secret agent.”

“Or vice versa. You read too much fiction, Lillian.” Leo waved the phone at Max. “Get these pics copied.”

“Don’t mess with my contacts or playlist,” Lillian told Max.

***

Two days later, Lillian saw Leo at the WaWa when she went for some bread and peanut butter.

“How’s the case going, detective?”

“Slow,” said Leo with a growl. “The assassin’s plates were stolen. Some guy in Queens had reported it.”

“So you only have the make and model of the car. I’ll have to keep my eye out for him. Maybe the assassin’s local. What did the victim do for a living?”

“Accountant for an Atlantic City casino.”

“Ah, the plot thickens. Maybe he was going to squeal about improprieties taken by the casino’s owner.”

“We’re checking on the owner. I interviewed him. He wasn’t cooperative.” Leo smiled at her. “Stay out of it, Lillian. Let us handle the case.”

“Okay. I’ll just be a cheerleader.”

***

Of all the games at the casino, Lillian liked roulette best. But she left the table and her modest winning streak to follow the casino owner. His driver took him to a large mansion with its own beach, a green black lawn sloping down to it. She figured he was renting it. She’d known the previous owner. When he passed on, the family didn’t want the house, preferring to rent it out instead. She’d already checked—the money the casino owner paid in rent each month was a lot more than she’d won at roulette.

She parked her car a few blocks away, more inland, and walked to the mansion. What are you doing, Lillian? she asked herself. She already knew the answer: she wanted to solve a crime and arrest its perpetrator. Or, she could just say she was helping her police department that didn’t have enough able bodies to track down a killer.

In the shade of a scrawny tree at the corner of the property and just outside the iron fence, she spied on the casino owner with her binoculars. She saw him close the upstairs curtains; the house became dark. Time for action!

The main entrance had a kiosk where a fat security guard had fallen asleep after his boss drove in. She ducked under the bar across the entrance and hastened around the house to the back on the beach side. There was no moon, so she’d have to admit defeat if all back doors were locked. She could pick a lock, but she needed light to do it.

But a door was open, and it was a way into a study. She eyed the shadowy, leather-covered tomes on the bookshelves. Probably just for appearances. She didn’t think the casino owner was much of a reader.

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