ABC shorts: Nicking the Dog…
April 8th, 2020[A.B. was watching the world go to hell from his little home in Donegal, so he needed a distraction and wrote this story. We both thought it might be a distraction for you too.]
Nicking the Dog
Copyright 2020, A. B. Carolan
Alan McCormick’s dog-sitting duties included walking old Prince and scooping up his poop when the dog cleared his tubes. Alan once had a dog who died, and his ailing mother didn’t want another one—his father had done most of the dog-walking—so Alan thought that the job was his best chance to be with man’s best friend…and make a few euros to invite Cathy out. He was becoming more interested in girls than dogs, although dogs didn’t seem to be much less capricious with their affections. Cathy didn’t seem to pay as much attention to what side of town boys came from, though, or how much money they had, but he still needed to improve his financial situation.
Prince was a bit nearsighted but still became distracted by squirrels, birds, and butterflies. It was no surprise when he started to strain at the leash and bark at the rustles in the hedgerow. The leash broke and off he went, through the bush and to the other side. Alan couldn’t do that—in his area, hedgerows were as effective as fences—so he had to go to the end and around to the other side. There was no sign of Prince.
That became an odyssey as he began searching the neighborhood of mostly abandoned houses. At one that looked more ready for demolition than the others, he heard barking. He climbed the steps, carefully avoiding the broken boards, and knocked. More barking. Alan knocked again.
He peered inside and saw Prince with the remainder of his leash tied to the stair bannister just off the entrance foyer. Someone nicked my dog! he thought. There was no way Prince could tie himself up.
He tried the door. The knob turned freely, so it wasn’t locked. If he hadn’t wanted to recover the dog, he’d never enter such a spooky place. But he did. What would the dog’s owner say if Alan knew where the dog had run off to and didn’t try to save him?
He opened the door wide, stepped through a few cobwebs, and went to Prince. The dog stopped barking and wagged his tail. Alan and Prince were tight. Or maybe the dog just likes kids? Any kid?
He’d just seen the strange-looking little kid standing in the doorway to the kitchen.
He was shorter than Alan and looked more like a little old man with a big head. Not a leprechaun. They’re not so ugly. He had big eyes, floppy cheeks, and pink, wrinkled skin. Alan could see a lot of that because this kid, if he was a kid, only wore something like a nappie.
“Did you nick my dog?”
“We like dogs. Yours is nice.”
The voice sounded like the synthesized computer voices from the games on Alan’s laptop, which was on its last legs. Alan’s mother couldn’t buy him a new one of those either.
“We? There are more of you?”
“Currently our nest is borrowing this house to use as our base.”
“Nest? Base?” A frisson went down Alan’s spine. “Who are you?”
“You wouldn’t understand, but we mean no harm to you or the dog. We can be friends. That will help us in our studies.”
Alan thought a moment. “You’re ETs, aren’t you? What are you doing here? Are you spying on us as you plan to invade Earth?” He was thinking of several computer games with that theme.
The electronic chuckle sounded a bit like something from a horror movie similar to the ones he used to watch on the telly with his father.





