News and Notices from the Writing Trenches #185 and #186…
Wednesday, November 25th, 2020I did it again! I forgot to post #185 here on my blog. My apologies to all readers of this blog. So I’ll start out by including points from that previous epistle, most of which my email newsletter subscribers have already seen.
Seasonal changes. Fall is an interesting time for me. As a kid growing up in California, I never experienced the wonderful reds and yellows of leaves or frost on the pumpkins. Fall just meant that I had to wear a light jacket to school and turn my mind toward football instead of baseball (basketball came later).
But there’s something about fall in the Northeast that makes me think of better times. Thanksgiving is tomorrow, and I’m feeling there’s plenty to give thanks for, even in these trying times. There’s change too, as well as a coming together, as we begin to hunker down and prepare for another winter because most of those wonderfully colored leaves are gone.
Living here means observing continuous change, and with it comes the recognition that we’re all on spaceship Earth together, swinging around the sun and enjoying the great privilege of participating in this grand experiment called life. Relish it.
Reading. Sometimes our teachers and professors can encourage us to read. N. Scott Momaday, one of my English profs at UCSB (that was before he won the Pulitzer for House Made of Dawn—perhaps you saw him on PBS?), even taught me to love poetry. (I don’t write it well at all, so don’t expect a brilliant poem here!) Time spent reading these days has probably increased as we minimize our group interactions beyond Skype and Zoom and look for entertainment we can enjoy at home. And books are good choices when you need a break from streaming video and computer games too.
Yet reading isn’t just about entertainment, is it? Even in our reading of fiction, we can reaffirm universal truths and study human behavior, all while relaxing in our favorite chair. Reading is more like enjoying a savory stew; it’s a complex medium that makes readers think, much more so much more than streaming video or video games, and it’s entertainment as well.
Storytelling is a quintessentially human endeavor. Authors writing those stories that must be told, and readers enjoying them, represent the modern embodiment of that campfire tradition from days of yore. Borrow or buy a book today and enjoy the rewards.
Want better book reviews? Many readers browsing for a new novel to read on Amazon look at a book’s page and say, “This book has 100 [1000? 10000?] reviews, so it must be really good [popular? fantastic?].”
First, don’t believe all those people read the book. Even if the review says “verified purchase,” think about it: How many books have you started to read and never finished? Or never started? Second, examine those reviews. You’ll find that many are “atta-girl,” “atta-boy,” or “this is terrible,” and they’re shorter than most tweets on Twitter, so they don’t say much of anything. They usually don’t provide any more information for other buyers than a simple thumbs-up or thumbs-down. Third, those reviews are either four or five-star ones, or one or two stars. You might prefer a ranking that goes beyond pass-fail.
A good review—yours, if you have time to write it—would probably avoid all these problems, a short list of likes and dislikes and why. You know you don’t have to write an MFA thesis; you also know that those “book reports” you had to do once aren’t required either. By the same token, you can see how bad most book reviews are. You’re a reader, and you know that people just like you only want solid entertainment, information, and value in their reading material.
Choosing a book. So, if reviews are mostly worthless, how does one choose a book to read? Look at the book’s cover; if it looks like a PowerPoint slide, avoid it. Read the book’s blurb; if it talks more about buying the book than what’s in it, avoid it. Finally, use the “peek inside” feature to see if the author can actually write, and if you like her or his style. This process works whether you’re on Amazon or in your favorite bookstore or library (of course, in a public library, you don’t have to pay anything…unless the book is overdue!). What you like and dislike should always be your decision, not some reviewer’s! Or mine. (Or, even worse, some hollow endorsement by some “best-selling” author!)