Book Review: Carol’s Donald Trump, Takes a Dump…
Wednesday, July 16th, 2025Donald Trump, Takes a Dump. Sabrina Carol (2025). I’m guessing that many people (including the MAGA faithful?) would enjoy this little book just for the laughs: ‘Tis funny. Hilarious at times, to be honest. Especially the cartoons of Mr. Donald Trump, presidential versions 45 and 47, if memory serves me, a buffoon who will surely go down in history as the worst president the US has ever had (and maybe the last if he and his fellow fascists succeed in destroying American democracy?). (No artistic credits are given for those funny caricatures of that great “orange Cheeto,” though. Are they Sabrina’s? I’ll never know.)
This book gathers together many of the infamous utterances of the “fucking moron” (as his first SecState Tillerson so aptly described him): “legendary brain farts, feuds with everyone, spelling disasters, the art of the incoherent deal, and the 2024 election…,” accompanied by that great artwork that belongs in some Louvre’s wing dedicated to laughable tyrants of history that have plagued mankind. Get moving, Macron!
Political roasts are usually fun, and this little book qualifies as one. Comedians love to roast Mr. Trump so much that 99.9% of the American ones will soon be gathered up and and sent to that dungeon in El Salvador, Bill Maher included. (He’ll surely face a special torture there, ordered by the great leader personally. And deprived of his weed? Mr. Trump has already sued him, of course. He sues anyone that displeases his eminence!)
While a fun and light read, I have to admit that I have a problem with this little book: It’s not funny if you think about it too long. If you take seriously what’s now happening to America, you might feel the same way. The fascist takeover now occurring in the US is quite sad and has already made this beacon of democracy into a stinking cesspool of fascism. That’s barely treated towards the end of the book. Like too many Americans, the author refuses to call it a fascist takeover, but that’s exactly what it is: Use the correct word, people!
The cartoons in a sense are superfluous. Trump is already a caricature of a caricature, of Gabo’s patriarch in his famous novel, but we are experiencing a real American and world tragedy, not fiction: wannabe dictator Trump and his fascist followers are destroying American democracy! And that’s not funny at all!
Sabrina, all comfy and cozy in England’s Lake District snuggled in up next to the border with Scotland (Penrith and vicinity) doesn’t have to worry. While people in the US are worrying about what to pack in their bags when they flee to Canada or anywhere else, she’s living well in a modern democracy, better said, a parliamentary democracy, like many European countries have, keeping their worthless pomp and circumstance separated from affairs of state for the most part. (Instead of stealing legit birthday celebrations from their military like Mr. Trump did by raining on the US Army’s birthday parade. I guess the flyover there was because he still thinks the US Air Force was around to help George Washington win the Revolutionary War?)
True, England has battled tyrants like Mr. Trump over the centuries: Oliver Cromwell’s tyrannical rule (US’s far-right evangelicals would declare that man a saint, I suppose, if he were Catholic—how do they feel about that White Sox super-fan?); and Adolph Hitler’s bombardment of England in World War Two are but two examples. They’ve defeated authoritarian despots long before Washington’s rag-tag colonial army beat up King George’s redcoats, so Sabrina is probably safer now where she is compared to being here in the Fascist States of America. We’ll probably not make it to the US’s 250th birthday!
If you read this book and you haven’t read at least a summary of Project 2025 and Mr. Trump’s big, ugly bill, you deserve what you get. And Sabrina, to quote you, that seems more than right!
Note that the author might be better known for her internet security work and concerns for making safe places for children at home and on the internet, all noble pursuits, even if done from the Lake District. There’s a continuation of her version of the Trump story that worries about the next four years, perhaps an additional funny but sad prediction for Mr. Trump’s second term?
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“Steve’s Bookshelf” etc. The reader will find more serious studies of fascism and other political atrocities listed on this web page. Most of my mysteries, thrillers, and sci-fi stories are at least partially inspired by my hate for fascism and what fascists like Trump have done to this world. The human race won’t survive if we continue in this matter. Ignore the fluff of streaming video and silly computer games as well as fantasy and romance novels. Read some serious fiction and open your eyes to see the evil of world fascism!





