Black Friday and Blue Thursday?
Thursday, November 24th, 2011Due to the bad economy, merchants seem desperate to bring in customers to the malls, superstores, and boutiques. If you are a patriotic American, I suppose, you’d start your Christmas purchases before Halloween…or, at least, starting at the same time you’re buying all that Halloween candy required to make the little tykes need fluoride. Not only has Black Friday become a consumer tradition, many of those superstores are throwing their doors open to their super sales on Thanksgiving.
Not only do I hear about crazy consumers ready to forego the family eating orgy and head off for those sales, the store employees are forced to leave their relatives and friends to attend to the onslaught of zombies looking for those early Black Friday bargain. Let’s call it Blue Thursday in recognition of how sad it truly is. We should even adopt Elvis’ Christmas song—I’m sure someone can adapt the lyrics to reflect the forlorn turkey. After all, that gobbler was sacrificed on the altar of family love and universal friendship—his sacrifice shouldn’t be in vain.